"SHPS executives are exactly like Christmas lights - they all hang together, very few of them work and none of them are very bright."
"This cafe used to be terrible...but a new owner took it over and completely changed the menu and it's not bad now. He also makes pretty good espresso. ..."
"I never thought that an education institution would remind me of telemarketers...but I guess that's what I get for expecting "NO" to mean "NO". I am still not ..."